A friend e-mailed this.....there were more but I picked out a few of the best...
Subject: Billy Connolly's 'Did you ever stop and wonder?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
it's bum."
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . ..
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough
money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just
buy dinner?