A friend e-mailed this.....there were more but I picked out a few of the best... Subject: Billy Connolly's 'Did you ever stop and wonder? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ...

A friend e-mailed this.....there were more but I picked out a few of the best... Subject: Billy Connolly's 'Did you ever stop and wonder? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ...

Two men walk out of a pub.........light up a cigarette... across the road is a dog.....sitting on the curb licking it's balls..... One of the men says to the other "Mate....I wish I could do that"....pointing at the dog..... "Well shit!" says the other " I think you'd better pat it first!" I just heard this one the other day... Prince Charles is in Australia giving a royal tour.... He comes out of his hotel one morning wearing a fox hat... One of the reporters waiting out the fro...

Two men walk out of a pub.........light up a cigarette... across the road is a dog.....sitting on the curb licking it's balls..... One of the men says to the other "Mate....I wish I could do that"....pointing at the dog..... "Well shit!" says the other " I think you'd better pat it first!" I just heard this one the other day... Prince Charles is in Australia giving a royal tour.... He comes out of his hotel one morning wearing a fox hat... One of the reporters waiting out the fro...

Whenever I become disenchanted with the world I read this and it puts things in perspective and I can make sense of life and how to be and I am not afraid anymore...... DESIDERATA Go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others; even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons,...

'Time is but a word given for an actuality we do not comprehend and cannot be harnessed as it is as tangible as the wind.' C.

Wow....this is so interesting. I have just been jumping down the list and must say that you are all such interesting people with very engaging articles and am so glad I happened upon joeuser. I'm kinda looking forward to becoming familiar with all of you, in a computer type sense. This is my last little write for the night before I get dinner on....the bath running for my little son.....and switch off for the day....but before I depart I would like to say "Hey, nice to meet you all!" and "Go...

One of my closest friends came round the other day bringing her kids round to play with my son. We hadn't seen each other for a while so we had a lot to catch up on and while our kids played we eventually we got round to gossiping about people we know.... And my friend said "Oh my god you won't believe this, Sam and Normy are back together and...." (Normy was someone she went out with for a while and invited himself to move in bringing his two kids, from his exwife Sam, every second week.......

Firstly, thankyou for taking the time to take part in this all important survey as your opinion is highly valued and appreciated. A series of questions has been set, though if you feel the need to step out of the arena feel free to do so at the end of the questions. Here we go![ 1. Your age: 2. Male / Female: 3. Country / State / Town: 4. Occupation: 5. How many hours do you work in an average week? 6. Is this the occupation you envisione...

Firstly, thankyou for taking the time to take part in this all important survey as your opinion is highly valued and appreciated. A series of questions has been set, though if you feel the need to step out of the arena feel free to do so at the end of the questions. Here we go![ 1. Your age: 2. Male / Female: 3. Country / State / Town: 4. Occupation: 5. How many hours do you work in an average week? 6. Is this the occupation you envisione...

Firstly, thankyou for taking the time to take part in this all important survey as your opinion is highly valued and appreciated. A series of questions has been set, though if you feel the need to step out of the arena feel free to do so at the end of the questions. Here we go! [ 1. Your age: 2. Male / Female: 3. Country / State / Town: 4. Occupation: 5. How many hours do you work in an average week? 6. ...

Now that I have your attention........though, there is truth in my statement, so please be patient as I come to my point......but to begin with I must say that I have been reading all your blogs and it is amazing to feel the passion in your words which at times jumps off the computer screen and into my heart and mind, for whatever the subject is that has hijacked your heart. Communication is the tool which can save our world from internal combustion and I am here, now, asking humbly for your...

We cannot solve our problems by argument and war, but by leading by example and laying down our arms and opening our hearts and minds. We will not always agree as every man, woman and child sees life through a unique perspective, a diversity and individualism that should be embraced as it is what makes our lives full of wonder and interest, but we need not be the creators of death, destruction, pain and suffering. We can choose a different path and move triumphantly together into a brave new f...

We cannot solve our problems by argument and war, but by leading by example and laying down our arms and opening our hearts and minds. We will not always agree as every man, woman and child sees life through a unique perspective, a diversity and individualism that should be embraced as it is what makes our lives full of wonder and interest, but we need not be the creators of death, destruction, pain and suffering. We can choose a different path and move triumphantly together into a brave new f...

We cannot solve our problems by argument and war, but by leading by example and laying down our arms and opening our hearts and minds. We will not always agree as every man, woman and child sees life through a unique perspective, a diversity and individualism that should be embraced as it is what makes our lives full of wonder and interest, but we need not be the creators of death, destruction, pain and suffering. We can choose a different path and move triumphantly together into a brave new f...